PICCADILLY — I’ve been scanning the ‘famous birthdays today’ section of the paper for a few weeks. Looking at the ages of those who make the list. And — maybe it’s just me — but one decade seems to be noticeably absent.
I didn’t want to turn 40. But that was 5 years ago, so you think I’d be used to it by now.
Maybe I can’t handle change.
Why are so few people my age recognisable? Those who do make the paper seem to have ‘former’ in front of their profession (footballer, tennis player) or should have ‘former’ in front (pop star, child actor). While those who have achieved anything through a more traditional path (study, start work, get promoted) are significantly older.
What has happened to those of us who:
• are old enough to think Serena Williams is disgraceful, but McEnroe is cool
• used to be lazy boys but now act more like picky old men
• have enough pride to tell the gym instructor “I used to be in good shape” and expect to be taken seriously
• find Nirvana’s music derivative
• consider “a good year” one in which everyone got a Christmas present AND the tax bill got paid
Ah. Maybe that’s it. This is the pause between ambition and arrogance. The grind.
Five more years.